You work out of a Hotel?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You coming home soon, man?
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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