I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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