And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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