I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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