I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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