But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
someone owes me an orgasm
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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