found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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