you guys were way drunker than both of me
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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