Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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