I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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