Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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