Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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