Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize