when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Another day, another engagement, another cat
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
