Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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