then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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