I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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