I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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