yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize