..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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