Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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