A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i would punch a child for taco bell
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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