Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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