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If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I want to be your penis for a week.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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