This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
