I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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