Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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