You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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