the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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