Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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