clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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