So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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