So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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