Kiss
Puke
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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