I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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