I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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