I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Sext me about skeletons
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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