I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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