I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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