Its about making memories worth repressing
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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