This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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