just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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