So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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