So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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