it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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