i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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