Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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