i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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