it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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