You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
someone threw a dead crab at me
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Ketchup is God's man juice
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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