And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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