You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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