if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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