i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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