Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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